Gender Incrimination.

There can be only one.

Its funny, when you're single... suddenly the world changes to a weird dimension. You're suddenly given an explosion of freedom and self-depreciating novelties.
Some people adore you, others hate you.

Some people hug you from behind, others bare their fangs.

Its a beautiful disaster...

Just the other day, I was at club "x" (lets call it X, cause I don't like that place either). I was queuing up to get an entry (btw, Andrew DOESN'T queue up for entry. He doesn't like it), and then a 30+ year old haggard ah lian walk in front of me and cut my queue.

No. It wasn't like I was looking elsewhere besides my queue,
Nor did I give the impression that I was letting up my position.

So. I tapped her shoulder and said, "The back of the queue is *dramatic pause* - ...over there."

She appeared stunned, so I decided to once again proceed telling her the location of the end of the queue.

However, before I could say anything, she screamed,
"AIYOH, you see lah, you see lah, like that also don't want to give way to girl hor. Like you men in front very big hor, you ever heard of '*insert chinese quote: which apparantly means something like 'gentlemen should let ladies go first*'... wait hor, you no girlfriend, no girl wants you, I see you also want to '*insert vomiting finger action*'.

By the time she almost completed her last sentence, my fingers were desperately itching to punch her face.

But instead, ME, Andrew, decided to show mercy to a girl. (*the heavens are alive with angelic choruses*).

I didn't smash her upturned nose, and instead said,
"First, I have no interest in girls like you, nor is it in my vaguest desires to have a girlfriend. Second, I don't give way to girls, especially to the irks of you. Thirdly, if you don't move behind me, I'll give all the girls behind me priority first, before you. Fourth, I'm NOT a gentleman. - Get behind."

She mumbled some stuff about how guys these days no longer care about girls, and proceeded to suck my butt. Not before pointing the middle finger at me and cursing.

Bloody hell.

heh.

*chill*

Hmm... Once again, I declare that in my own moral code that I write up for myself,
Section 5c, rights of sexes, part 1
- Women are no better then men.
- Men are no better then women.
Any partiality shown is a privilege.

Hence summarizes my view towards gender "discrimination".

I think women who think that men should treat them like queens should all get acne, saggy skin, eye-bags, damaged hair, discolored skin and constipation.

WOMEN, IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO RESPECT YOU, EARN IT.


hmph. For some particular reason, after 1 week plus, the recollection of the incident doenst irk me so much as it did in the beginning.













Close your eyes,
Give me your hands,
Can you feel my heart beating,

... do you understand?...